March 2012
OKAY EVERYBODY. We're making a census for Tributes...
When you were little and your mom gave you...
i promise you'll get some cake this time →
wowfunniestposts:
Facebook:
MEANWHILE ON TUMBLR:
LOGGING IN:
FUNNY POSTS ON YOUR DASH:
DELICIOUS FOOD ON YOUR DASH:
SEXY PEOPLE ON YOUR DASH:
TALKING TO YOUR FAVOURITE BLOGGERS:
HATERS IN YOUR ASK:
FOLLOWERS PWN YOUR HATERS:
IDIOT FACEBOOK USERS:
ERRORS:
LOSE A FOLLOWER:
GAIN A FOLLOWER:
FAVOURITE BLOG FOLLOWS BACK:
START GETTING TIRED:
STAY ONLINE...
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and C simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
katniss: he's dozed off again, but I kiss him awake, which seems to startle him. Then he smiles as if he's be happy to lie there gazing at me forever. He's great at this stuff.
me: FUCKING FUCK KATNISS MY FUCKING GOD THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU MY GOD GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER FUCK YOU'RE THE MOST OBLIVIOUS PERSON I'VE EVER MET GOD
When I'm about to ask my parents something →
and I go up to them like:
And they’re like:
“WHAT?”
I’m like:
“Nevermind.”
